Wednesday, December 15, 2010

A Funny Christmas Song...

So we heard this on the radio the other day. :D Josh and I were laughing our heads off!! "Leroy the Redneck Reindeer" by Joe Diffie. Enjoy!!

Well, you've all heard the story
About Rudolph and his nose.
Well, I'll tell you a Christmas tell
That never has been told.
Well, you may think you've heard it all,
But you ain't heard nothin' yet,
About that crazy Christmas
That the North Pole can't forget.

Rudolph was under the weather
And had to call in sick.
So he got on the horn,
To his cousin Leroy,
Who lived out in the sticks.
He said, "Santa's really counting on me
And I hate to pass the buck."
Leroy said, "Hey I'm on my way",
And he jumped in his pick-up truck.
When Leroy got to the North Pole,
All the reindeer snickered and laughed.
They never seen a deer in overalls
And a John Deer tractor hat.
Well, Santa stepped in
And said, "just calm down
Cause we all got a job to do.
Like it or not Leroy's in charge,
And he's gonna be leading you."
And it was:

Leroy, The Redneck Reindeer.
Hooked to the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys
And girls along the way.
He's just a down home party animal
Two-Steppin all across the sky.
He makes jingle bells with the rebel yell
And made history that night.

Before that night was over,
Leroy had changed their tune,
He had them scootin a holf
On every single roof.
By the light of a neon moon,
Santa wrapped his bag with the dixie flag.
He was having the time of his life,
You could here him call,
"Merry Chistmas Y'all
And all of y'all a goodnight"
And it was:

Leroy, The Redneck Reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh.
Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys
And girls along the way.
He's just a down home party animal,
Two Steppin all across the sky.
He makes jingle bells with the rebel yell,
And made history that night.

He makes Jingle Bells with the rebel yell,
And made history that night


No comments: