Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Laughs!!!! Again!! =D

Howdy y'all!!! I'm putting up a few more laughs for you! I still have lots left over, and if you don't want these any more, just tell me in a comment!!! I don't mind...just make it friendly! Please keep praying for our cat, Hook, he still hasn't returned!! :'( Well, anyway gotta go!!! Have a great rest of the week!!

While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book.

Claim it’s a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Chew on pens that you’ve borrowed.

Wear a lot of cologne.

Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

Sing along at the opera.

Mow your lawn with scissors.

At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhwing-batter!"

Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn’t rhyme.

Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook.

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