Monday, November 23, 2009

Please Pray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Howdy y'all!! I really need your help!! Our cat, Hook, either ran away or got cat-napped! We really miss him and want him back really soon!!! Please pray that he will return to us, he is one of the best cats alive. There was never a day when he didn't purr or be nice!!! :'( Please pray!!!!! Well, along with losing a cat, we got a new member of the family!! A red, Chevy Traverse!! It's really nice!! It has an outlet so we can hook up the laptop or the 360 or whatever!! It also has a DVD player!! :) I will post some pics of it soon!!! Again, pray for our cat to come home....he is a part of the family!!!! Here are a few more things to laugh at!! Have a great day!!!

Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet mignon.

Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.

Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

Repeat everything someone says as a question.

Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone’s road maps.

Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it’s gone now."

Light road flares on a birthday cake.

Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

Stand over someone’s shoulder, mumbling as they read.

Ask people what gender they are.

Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

3 comments:

Elizabeth J. said...

Hey Brooke! Thanks for the award! I'll add it to my award page.=)

Moriah said...

Is your cat still missing, because I have cool story's about when Momo disappeared. If you want me to tell you a few, email me.

Moriah

Brooke said...

Elizabeth,
your welcome!
Moriah,
Yes, Hook is still missing. Sure you can email me the stories!!