Sunday, November 8, 2009

A Few Laughs!!! =D

Howdy y'all!!!!! Today I'm going to post something that will at least put a smile on your face, if you don't then something is wrong with you!!! Haha!!! ;) I found it on a blog that I like to look at, I can't figure out how to follow it, but oh well! Hope y'all enjoy! It may be the last post from me for a while...... Missions Conference this whole week! Bye!!

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, Skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because, You're Not In The Mood.

16. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

17. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

18. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."


Sarah said...

These are hilarious!!

Koda said...

I LOVE THAT!!!!!!!!!! i had gotten it in an e-mail fwd quite a while ago. but it was so great to read it again!!! (btw i would TOTALLY do most of that!!! :) so would most of the martins! ;) *sigh* i just love it! it totally messes people up!!! lol!!!!

Sara said...

Those are funny! I was LOLing in my loving room. I think my Mom was wondering what was arong with me- not new.

Brooke said...

Thanks for the comment and yes, I do, too, love these things!! They are hilarious and i have more!!!!!!!!!! :)